2 small dogs, one toppled Christmas tree

On Saturday morning, I was awaken by my husband who stormed into the room inquiring if I had "put the dogs to bed?" last night. We have to separate the boys while Mocha's back heals so we keep him in the kitchen and Jiva in the Foyer. I replied "yea why?" He said they snuck through the puppy gates and got into the family room and knocked down the Christmas Tree. 8:30 on my only morning to sleep in...come on....you must be joking! I grabbbed my robe and flew down the stairs, there, on the floor lie my beautiful tree and all the ornaments that we worked so hard on placing perfectly. Next to the side of the fallen tree was an unceremonious piddle of pee. I just stood there.....So thankful for yoga that calms my nerves and helps me to stay centered... I said "pick it up." Vic just stood there....dejavu ran through his mind of the old house 10 years ago when our tree stand that he had "fixed" failed and sent crashing our tree along with at least $700 worth of spun glass ornaments...this is another story for another time.... We picked up the tree, and to our amazement only one ornament was broken. So we start to hypothesize what happened: Scenario #1 Mocha felt better and taunted his brother to play, they snuck into the forbidden forest and spotted a huge tree....so wanting to assert their dominance they attempt to mark the tree..but alas, it is too tall so they lept into the air and landed just right to cause it to fall...then they mark their spot. Scenario #2 In the course of playing, Jiva gets hungry. Being the perpetual mooch that he is smells the chocolate ornaments and attempts to snag one for himself and knocks the tree over while prying one off a branch. Scenario # 3 They are so dizzy with delight at being able to play for the first time in 3 weeks that they get carried away and crash into the tree... Anyhow, Christmas is saved, the needles and water quickly cleaned and the ornaments replaced. I was buying dog snacks at Trader Joes and the cashier asked how my dog was. I replied " There are 2 of them and they knocked down our Christmas tree this morning and peed on it." The couple behind me burst out in laughter, we all did.

Flu, broken lights and a lame dog

I had the flu, again... or what seemed like it. I'm finally feeling better, at least enough to go to classes as a student. I'm glad my dog is on the mend as well. Poor Mocha Sunshine pulled a muscle in his back and needed to be on steroids and pain medication for 3 weeks. We were both feeling sorry for ourselves and we napped on the sofa together. Nothing is sadder than a little dog who cries like an injured dolphin as he tries to turn around in his crate. I thought that he wouldn't like being crated when I left the house, but he seemed to enjoy the peacefulness. We later found out the our Pommie Jiva was humping poor Mocha when he was defenseless. Alpha dog dominance. We're glad that dog's don't hold grudges...at least I hope so.

I helped decorate the gym for my first born son's first Jr high dance. I had the strangest feeling of dejavu. We strung lights along the gym and it looked beautiful at 4pm. A short caused one complete side to fail...the impermanence of life. It was darker that we had planned so our chaperon radar was at full power. We are blessed to have a great group of kids at the school. It went off like a charm.

No Christmas cards even at the photo dept yet. Man am I behind...so much so that I am at the front again!

Christmas decor

Time to deck the halls! I can't believe that it's Christmas time already! I am so excited because my entire family agreed to do a name draw for gifts. Finally, a virtually materialistic free Christmas!

H1N1

My oldest son came down with H1N1 on November 7th and just finished his antibiotics for pneumonia! Wow, how having him home for two weeks straight (on the sofa) has me appreciating it when he is well.

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Picture project

I am so far behind with the scrapbook projects that I planned, shopped for and have ready to complete. I just can't seem to get into it. I came across a ton of old sports pictures of the kids, you know the team and individual 5x7. I got a nice photo album from my sister as she was about to pitch it (pre-move purging). She used it for wedding shows to illustrate a bound book sample. I removed the old pictures and put all of the kids pictures in it. Voila! Recycled and reused.. check! So I've done my environmentally friendly and house purging friendly task for the day.

Reality of grocery shopping

I had to go to Kroger today to get some stuff as I have been on the sofa for two days with a headache and nausea. Maybe it was too much testosterone floating around the football banquet on Friday night. Or maybe it was the food? Anyhow I went about my drone like march through the aisles when I was pierced by a shrill scream from across the store. I was a little pissed because My right ear has been hurting and this little darling was making my inner ear bleed.

It happened again and again. Over and over, I actually started to look for the culprit. I did not catch up with him until I went to the cough syrup aisle adjacent to the cash registers. I heard the scream and saw a group of shoppers look on in horror as the child in the "car" buggy was in line repeatedly wailing out the highest pitched noise that I have ever been cursed with hearing. The mother of the child just stood there. She did nothing. I got so frazzled that I got the wrong cough syrup for Alex and forgot my tea! AHHH I really needed tea! So fascinating ha?

I hope the mother of the siren has a better day as well!

Needing a reality check!

Suburban life in the Midwest. How unglamorous! Until shows like Desperate Housewives, very little attention has been paid to the plight of "stay at home moms." I hope to shed some realistic light on how life is and isn't.